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Remember:
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and
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Today's Date (for Tolkien fans):
Highday 2 Rethe 7476 The Rohirrim ride west against Saruman, 1419. Second battle at the Fords of Isen; Erkenbrand defeated, 1419. Entmoot ends. Ents march on Isengard and reach it at night, 1419.

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Something to get the brain cells bumping (In mari meri miri mori muri necesse est):

Tablespoons

Teas Willis, and the sticky tours
Did gym and Gibbs in the wake.
All mimes were the borrowers,
And the moderate Belgrade.

"Beware the tablespoon my son,
The teeth that bite, the Claus that catch.
Beware the Subjects bird, and shred
The serious Bandwidth!"

One, two! One, two! And through and though,
The Verbal blade went thicker shade.
He left it dead, and with its head,
He went gambling back.

"And host Thai slash the tablespoon?
Come to my arms my bearish boy.
Oh various day! Cartoon! Cathay!"
He charted in his joy.

He took his Verbal sword in hand:
Long time the monitors fog he sought,
So rested he by the Tumbled tree,
And stood a while in thought.

And as in selfish thought he stood,
The tablespoon, with eyes of Flame,
Came stifling through the trigger wood,
And troubled as it came!

Teas Willis, and the sticky tours
Did gym and Gibbs in the wake.
All mimes were the borrowers,
And the moderate Belgrade.

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Ron stole Meggy's heart away and I got Sidney's leg."